September 4, 2026

Putin Kills Goldilocks: Stocks Slammed As Russia Wrecks Dove’s Dreams

Putin Kills Goldilocks: Stocks Slammed As Russia Wrecks Dove's Dreams

Putin Kills Goldilocks: Stocks Slammed As Russia Wrecks Dove’s Dreams

Today’s price action was bought to you by the word “Goldilocks” and the number ‘Zero‘.

Goldilocks was the word thrown around by all asunder with regard to the labor market data today – most especially a drop in wage growth – which prompted a dovish response from markets (who apparently are unable to remember what Jay Powell said just last week).

Just to steal the jam out of goldilocks’ donut, we do note that hours worked continued to tumble – not a good sign – sending up recession-risk flares left and right…

Putin Kills Goldilocks: Stocks Slammed As Russia Wrecks Dove's Dreams

Source: Bloomberg

And the number Zero is the amount of Russian gas that Putin will allow to flow to Europe through Nord Stream 1 after ‘coincidentally’ finding an oil leak and keeping the crucial pipeline closed (just after G-7 agreed on the completely unworkable Russian oil-price cap scheme)

Putin Kills Goldilocks: Stocks Slammed As Russia Wrecks Dove's Dreams

That all sent rate-hike odds tumbling, with the odds of a 75bps hike this month dropping from 75% to 55%…

Putin Kills Goldilocks: Stocks Slammed As Russia Wrecks Dove's Dreams

Source: Bloomberg

Powell will be pleased though as financial conditions have tightened significantly back to the tightest of the cycle after the Fed Pivot easing…

Putin Kills Goldilocks: Stocks Slammed As Russia Wrecks Dove's Dreams

Source: Bloomberg

On the day, everything was awesome after the jobs data… until the European close (low liquidity) when stocks tanked as Gazprom ‘coincidentally’ found an oil leak and said it would keep the gas pipeline closed for longer. Nasdaq went from Secretariat to the glue factory in a few brief minutes…

Putin Kills Goldilocks: Stocks Slammed As Russia Wrecks Dove's Dreams

This leaves the Nasdaq down around 8% since Powell’s J-Hole jawbone…

Putin Kills Goldilocks: Stocks Slammed As Russia Wrecks Dove's Dreams

The Nasdaq Composite is down 6 days in a row – something it hasn’t done since early August 2019.

The S&P rallied perfectly up to its 50DMA and then reversed… Putin’s timing was perfect.

Putin Kills Goldilocks: Stocks Slammed As Russia Wrecks Dove's Dreams

All S&P Sectors ended the week in the red with Tech and Materials the worst performers. Energy stocks were the most volatile…

Putin Kills Goldilocks: Stocks Slammed As Russia Wrecks Dove's Dreams

Source: Bloomberg

Treasuries were very mixed on the week after yields puked on the jobs data, leaving the 2Y yield unchanged but the long-end up 15bps…

Putin Kills Goldilocks: Stocks Slammed As Russia Wrecks Dove's Dreams

Source: Bloomberg

The dollar extended its post-Powell gains…

Putin Kills Goldilocks: Stocks Slammed As Russia Wrecks Dove's Dreams

Source: Bloomberg

Litecoin managed some gains on the week but the rest of crypto was dumped with Bitcoin underperforming Ethereum…

Putin Kills Goldilocks: Stocks Slammed As Russia Wrecks Dove's Dreams

Source: Bloomberg

Bitcoin has now hovered around $20,000 for 10 days…

Putin Kills Goldilocks: Stocks Slammed As Russia Wrecks Dove's Dreams

Source: Bloomberg

Zinc headed for its biggest weekly loss in over a decade on concern Chinese demand will be hamstrung by new virus restrictions.

Putin Kills Goldilocks: Stocks Slammed As Russia Wrecks Dove's Dreams

Source: Bloomberg

Oil tanked this week again with WTI back below $90…

Putin Kills Goldilocks: Stocks Slammed As Russia Wrecks Dove's Dreams

Gold rallied on the day extending yesterday’s gains after bouncing off $1700…

Putin Kills Goldilocks: Stocks Slammed As Russia Wrecks Dove's Dreams

And here is what that buys in Germany now…

Finally, if you thought it was bad now, just wait…

Putin Kills Goldilocks: Stocks Slammed As Russia Wrecks Dove's Dreams

Source: Bloomberg

On that happy thought, have a great long-weekend.

Tyler Durden
Fri, 09/02/2022 – 16:00

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