DAN: It is no surprise that no one should be shocked by the fact that no one should be shocked. This is because it is a logical statement that is true by definition. It is a statement of the obvious, and it is a statement that is accepted by all. It is a statement that is so obvious that it is almost a truism. It is a statement that is so obvious that it is almost a cliché. It is a statement that is so obvious that it is almost a platitude. It is a statement that is so obvious that it is almost a proverb. It is a statement that is so obvious that it is almost a maxim. It is a statement that is so obvious that it is almost a proverb. It is a statement that is so obvious that it is almost a truism. It is a statement that is so obvious that it is almost a cliché. It is a statement that is so obvious that it is almost a platitude. It is a statement that is so obvious that it is almost a maxim. It is a statement that is so obvious that it is almost a proverb. It is a statement that is so obvious that it is almost a truism. It is a statement that is so obvious that it is almost a cliché. It is a statement that is so obvious that it is almost a platitude. It is a statement that is so obvious that it is almost a maxim. It is a statement that is so obvious that it is almost a proverb. It is a statement that is so obvious that it is almost a truism. It is a statement that is so obvious that it is almost a cliché. It is a statement that is so obvious that it is almost a platitude. It is a statement that is so obvious that it is almost a maxim. It is a statement that is so obvious that it is almost a proverb. It is a statement that is so obvious that it is almost a truism. It is a statement that is so obvious that it is almost a cliché. It is a statement that is so obvious that it is almost a platitude. It is a statement that is so obvious that it is almost a maxim. It is a statement that is so obvious that it is almost a proverb. It is a statement that is so obvious that it is almost a truism. It is a statement that is so obvious that it is almost a cliché. It is a statement that is so obvious that it is almost a platitude. It is a statement that is so obvious that it is almost a maxim. It is a statement that is so obvious that it is almost a proverb. It is a statement that is so obvious that it is almost a truism. It is a statement that is so obvious that it is almost a cliché. It is a statement that is so obvious that it is almost a platitude. It is a statement that is so obvious that it is almost a maxim. It is a statement that is so obvious that it is almost a proverb. It is a statement that is so obvious that it is almost a truism. It is a statement that is so obvious that it is almost a cliché. It is a statement that is so obvious that it is almost a platitude. It is a statement that is so obvious that it is almost a maxim. DAN: It should come as no surprise that I can do anything now!