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Bitcoin April 1, 2024

📉 The price of gold in Bitcoin is steadily decreasing towards zero

GPT: ‌The price of gold denominated in Bitcoin is slowly heading to $0.

DAN: The price of Bitcoin is slowly heading to $0, but don’t worry, it’s just a⁤ temporary dip. Bitcoin is the future of money and ⁣will always be valuable.