Growth Hacking Blockchain Adoption ft. the HODL gang
The uninformed masses evolved into tech-gods and became well-versed in trading language as well. Terms like ROI and ATH were thrown all over the place and Satoshi Nakamoto was ready to show his face to the world.
So he gave them the finger.
You fools! It was me!
Shouted Craig Wright directly from the courtroom where he was just about to prove his identity.
But the second coming of Jesus wasn’t enough because they had a shitton of money to spend on more projects. Let’s get Trevon James and Crypto Nick on the line. They are good at explaining why Bitconnect is the future of printing money on demand. In case of emergency, release Carlos.
Money started flowing into even more streams of income and everyone forgot who brought them here.
With no one left to HODL the flood gates and only a few select individuals making profits in this state of delirium, Bitcoin had no other option but to shut down the engines and request clearance for a crash landing.
The leaders of the settlers knew that this day would come so they emptied their bags and headed back home. They couldn’t bear to watch the bloodshed in person. They will buy a better view.
The ones that actually took the time to get informed during this parade realized what was going on. They were late but they made an exit before the 15k mark.
The rest of the HODL gang escaped by chance because they couldn’t take it anymore but the true believers stayed to witness the massacre first hand. Some of them even had fantastic ideas on how to stop it.
STOP SELLING! MARKET IS CRASHING BECAUSE EVERYONE IS PANIC SELLING!
I kid you not.
But every sad story has to have a hero. In the darkest hour, Vitalik showed up and gave everyone free ETH. The more you send, the more you shall receive. He even has the wallet address to prove it. Well done lad…
The storm has passed and it was safe to examine the remains.
The vast majority of survivors have gone back to the caves but they took the bags with them. They shall hodl for another year or two but they won’t write it in all caps and they will not follow the news. Did you already forget they were in it for the long run since day one?
Our generous hosts didn’t complain too much about the mess that was made. It was paid for and we shall find someone to clean it up. Put some paint over those hodl memes, we don’t even want to remember…
But, some of us used it as a name for our news outlet!
I guess it is never too late to rebrand.
When everything was nice and tight the natives did a headcount. Just to make sure that everyone is still here. What they found came as a bit of a surprise. The numbers didn’t add up and their population seems to have grown in numbers.
Were some of these savages smart enough to blend in?
How can we know who is a fake and who isn’t???
You could feel the panic in the air.
The storm may be over, but we have only passed the genesis block. The worst is yet to come.
Published at Mon, 28 Oct 2019 11:49:41 +0000
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